|Full name:||John Luke Robertson|
|Beard Color:||No beard.|
|Date of Birth:||N/A|
|Quotes:|| "I wanna go meet some girls."
"Bend over and I'll show ya!"
- He has a girlfriend named Emily.
- Phil once accompanied the two on their "fishing trip" date.
- He broke up with his girlfriend but got back together again by texting.
- He loves video games.
- He has his own truck.
- He loves Duck hunting